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"My tolerance fuel tank is EmPTY!" "J.S.Bach. He's one of the greatest composers of all time. Is he hot-tempered? Does he have golden curls?" "Is there a rule saying you can get out of your seat any time you want? Yes, you have that right. No, you can't get out of your seat." "We live in a social organization. You all have to do your part for our community to move forward. " "YOU GET NO MERCY EVER." "Grrrr-rrr. Grrrr." "Do you want social time? I'll arrange an after-school detention and we can read the textbook on social interaction." "You kids are lucky you haven't been rounded up yet. That's a nice thing about being an American. In some countries, you can't do that. King George just says, 'Off with their heads!'. But we're a country of rebels. Was my family part of it? No. They came here as indentured servants. Someone owned them. But I'm still a rebel." "I have a file available. It says, 'Keep Calm and trust the Computer Programmer.' I made it last weekend. I'll see if I can bring it up so you can check it out." "Some of my students ask, 'Can we do this?' Sometimes our body can do a lot more, but our minds tell us, 'No! No! You can't do it! You'll always be bad at math!' and that inner voice becomes more silent. " "I do not care about your opinion." "I have hung up my ninjas. I am very pleased to have these ninjas, whoever sent me these, I am very happy. " " You may play around in the margins. You may draw arrows. I call it active reading. I'm a big fan of arrows. When you just read, that causes your brain to stop. 'AAA! Aaa! We're not home!'. That's called annotation. What's another synonym? Marginalia." "Some students have come to me and said, 'This website is perfect!". If it has spinning ponies in it, it has marshmallows dripping from the sky, it has a link with the president, I still might not think it is good. "Use the subject line BATMAN. Email adresses are like "Speedy ballerina girl", and I don't know who you are." "Choosing images and photos that were more than appropriate. That were sharp. That really brought you in. If your sport was tiddly winks. " "That is unnapealing to read. " "I am not allowed say yes to that." "Be a leader! Make up your own words. People will either admire you or think you're crazy." "If there is a lock down, it might be that some men or women broke out of jail and started a gang of four. And suppose they're bad ladies, and even if we lock the door, they have futuristic laser devices that allows them to break down the door. That's why you need to get under your desk, and be quiet. " "FEAR. SHEER FEAR." (When asked why he won the SGA election) "Don't think. It's a bad thing to do. " "Mwass." "Just put a little salt and pepper on them and they taste like chicken." (When talking about cats.) "I wasn't listening. I was listening to my joke, again, in my head." "When I was young, I had to take pipe organ lessons." "I will make you optional." "There is an error. It may be aliens. Sorry." "We could call it... ManHoldingStoolInCorner." "These stupid people only give one potato chip." "Next time I see you guys, I won't be here." "Unfortunately, she is in my class." "I might actually regrow hair before the score gets to 20." "When I was your age, I had my piece of charcoal..." "I'm not a people." "While eating your lollipop and licking your raw organic broccoli..." "And by study, I mean memorize." (S. Joo) "You can't bully in this classroom. You can not be BIG. I am big. I will squash you. "